- me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
- me: is that the sun
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis
what do we say to the god of death?
me: sean bean is that way